Re:Zero - Starting Life in Another World as a Skeleton

Chapter 292: Heroes and Demon Kings



Chapter 292: Heroes and Demon Kings

Sora lay sprawled across her mattress, looking like a saltwater fish that had

been left in the sun too long.

Her eyes were a map of broken capillaries, the dark circles beneath them deep

enough to house walnuts. Her hair was a chaotic nest, appearing as though it had

been through a high-tier wind spell.

Three days.

She hadn't closed her eyes for seventy-two consecutive hours.

From the first micro-second of Bochi's manifestation in this world, her schedule

had been a terminal loop of industry.

06:00: As soon as a sliver of light touched the horizon, Bochi would use its

tentacles to drag Sora from the bed, demanding a rooftop view of the sunrise.

09:00: The moment the shops in the Commercial District unlatched their shutters,

Bochi would haul Sora through every storefront, radiating a high-frequency

"Ooh!" at every shiny variable. 12:00: Bochi would localize the coordinates of

every dessert shop in the city with surgical precision, requiring Sora to

procure one of every cake on the inventory. 15:00: When the pigeons gathered in

the park square, Bochi required Sora to purchase industrial quantities of bread,

solely so it could watch the birds flee in a panic as he chased them. 18:00: The

night market lights would ignite, and Bochi would activate its "Secondary

Stomach," consuming sustenance from one end of the street to the other. 21:00:

Bochi would scale the tallest accessible building, requiring Sora to deliver a

lecture on the celestial positioning of every star. 00:00: Just as Sora

projected the cycle was over, Bochi would formulate a new "Expedition," like

searching for hidden loot in the abandoned amusement park.

Sora felt as if her soul had initiated an unauthorized extraction, hovering near

the ceiling and looking down at the empty shell of her body.

"SORA! SORA! Expedition phase commence!"

Bochi bounced onto her pillow. The impact caused her head to vibrate. A tiny

blue tentacle poked her cheek with a rhythmic, irritating pace.

"I localized a monolithic sector yesterday! It bore a sign: THE MUSEUM! Lead me

to the treasures hidden within!"

Sora didn't even possess the Od to lift her eyelids. "Negative."

"I require a sleep-cycle."

"Eh? But the atmospheric illumination is optimal!"

Bochi hopped to the windowsill, pressing its translucent face against the glass.

"Look! The sun has manifested!"

"That is because it is currently high noon."

Sora used the last of her kinetic energy to roll over, burying her face in the

softest part of the pillow to filter out the light and sound. "Bochi... I am

petitioning for a grace period. Two hours. Just two."

"But I wish to explore!"

Bochi leaped back onto the bed, flattening its body against Sora's back like a

gargantuan, blue weighted-blanket. "If you enter a sleep-cycle, I shall lose my

navigational orientation. I will be lost in the city."

"Then remain in this sector."

"Tedious. Boring. Logic error."

"Then utilize the television."

"I have audited all available broadcasts. The quality is inferior."

"The phone games, then."

"The block-pushing simulation is too statistically simple. Zero challenge."

Sora's patience finally hit its terminal threshold. She bolted upright, her eyes

wide and bloodshot, staring directly at the slime.

"Bochi."

"Mmh?"

"Do you possess data on why humans require sleep-cycles?"

"Unknown," Bochi tilted its head, its black eyes shimmering with curiosity.

"Because without them, we suffer system failure. We die."

Sora's voice was a flat, terrifying drone. "I have not initiated a rest-cycle

for three days. If this persists, I will be liquidated."

"If I am liquidated, there will be no Guide-Unit to lead your expeditions. No

one to procure the cakes. No one to explain the logic of this world."

"Is that a desirable outcome?"

Bochi froze. The vibration of its body ceased. Its tentacles swayed in the air

as its processors parsed the threat.

"Umm... are the humans of this coordinate truly that fragile?" its voice carried

a note of genuine confusion. "President Hans of the Sunflower Guild and Bishop

Anchi of the Cathedral... Uncle Greed stated that during peak cycles, they can

toil for an entire week without entering dormancy!"

Sora closed her eyes, then snapped them open. She told herself to maintain

logic; the entity was an alien slime, it couldn't be held to human biological

standards.

"Dissonant variables," Sora whispered. "Our species... is fragile."

"We die without rest. We die without sustenance. We die without hydration. If we

sustain trauma and do not receive alchemical treatment, we die. We are

consumable assets that require high-frequency maintenance."

"Therefore... permit me to rest."

Bochi was silent for several long seconds.

"Initiate sleep-cycle, then."

The slime hopped off her back, settling on the floor beside the bed. "I shall

await your reactivation here."

Sora exhaled, the tension finally leaving her frame. She collapsed back onto the

mattress, pulling the covers over her head.

Finally. Respite. Finally. Silence. Finally...

"Sora."

"Mmh?"

"Have you achieved sleep?"

"Negative."

"Understood."

Three minutes of silence passed. Then:

"Sora."

"What?"

"Are you sleeping now?"

"No."

"Understood."

Three seconds of silence.

"Sora."

"BOCHI!"

Sora exploded from the bed like a kinetic projectile, the blanket sailing into

the corner. Her hair stood on end from the sudden friction.

"CAN YOU NOT PERMIT A MOMENT OF STILLNESS?!"

"But the boredom is reaching critical levels!"

Bochi shrank into a small, miserable blue ball, its voice sounding genuinely

hurt. "Back in the Evernight Empire, I could sleep or explore at my own

discretion! If the boredom peaked, I would challenge Uncle Greed to a board

game. He was statistically incompetent, but he was always willing to play."

"I could study magic with Uncle Avarice. He showed me many fascinating, useless

spells. Or Auntie Lust... she always provided the highest-tier snacks."

"But here? There is nothing."

"Only you."

"And you insist on being 'Off-line'."

Looking at the dejected slime, Sora felt her anger evaporate. She sighed,

centering her emotions, and spoke softly.

"My apologies, Bochi. I shouldn't have spiked my vocal output. You're just

seeking engagement."

Sora slid from the bed and sat cross-legged on the floor in front of the slime.

"How about this? I shall provide a narrative. Once the story is concluded, you

will permit me a rest-cycle. Agreement?"

"A narrative?"

Bochi's body bounced upward. "Subject matter?"

"A story of a Hero and a Demon King."

Sora allowed Bochi to hop into her lap, and she began to recount a tale she had

read in an old book.

"Long, long ago, there was a Hero." "He possessed immense power. He liquidated a

thousand monsters. He saved a thousand villages." "Finally, he arrived at the

Castle of the Demon King, intending to terminate the ultimate evil and save the

world."

"And then?" Bochi asked, its body swaying with excitement.

"And then... he discovered that the Demon King was actually a 'Good Person'."

"Eh?"

"The Demon King informed the Hero that the true enemy of the world was human

greed and the hunger for power. The monsters had only manifested because the

humans had disrupted the natural equilibrium. The villages were only attacked

because the humans had encroached upon the monsters' territorial coordinates."

"The Hero processed this data and entered a state of profound reflection." "He

began to doubt the logic of his entire journey." "Finally, the Hero discarded

his blade. He chose to align with the Demon King to find a true method for

world-stabilization."

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