Chapter 43
Chapter 43
Indeed, if it is a fighter like Long Jiu, one is worth a thousand, and there is a kind of tragic beauty of fighting all over the rivers and lakes.But the medicine is just a short-legged and crispy doctor. Although he has the hidden skill of "Thousand Spiders and Ten Thousand Poisons", this kind of trick that hurts the enemy one thousand and self-damages eight hundred is nothing on the battlefield. Great effect, not to mention anything else, the opponent forms a long-range attack group, and one person can send him back to his hometown in seconds with a long-range attack.Isn't it a joke to let him defend the city?
"Speaking of which, according to what standard is the city guard formulated?" Zhan Jian wondered, "If it is said to guard Shuozhou, shouldn't Boss Long be the most suitable?"
Floating Life Ruomeng rubbed his chin and said, "Maybe there is no reason at all, it's just random by the system. Everything is chance, chance!"
As he said that, Floating Life Ruomeng also took out his whisk, "Tao follows nature", and posed a pose of a great immortal, and then the old god pretended to be an expert on the ground: "Depending on origin and ending, everything has a definite destiny... Oops!"
When the medicine arrived, he just slapped it on the back of Fusheng Ruomeng's head, interrupting the opponent's act of pretending to be a magic stick: "You bastard, don't be ashamed of yourself! I don't think the system is so shameless in randomness, for sure. It is based on certain rules that such a highly difficult task of defending the city is given to the players, such as dividing by IQ or something..."
"Damn!" Before the medicine had finished speaking, Long Jiu fought against them, and compared their middle fingers to him in unison: This man is too shameless!I have seen a narcissist, but I have never seen such a narcissist!
Just when Yao Dao Ming Chu was preaching his "High IQ Choice Theory", Long Jiu was taken aback suddenly, and said: "Just now the Taoist whispered to me, saying that he also received the task of guarding Shuozhou, and asked me what happened. "
"Who is Daojun?"
Facing everyone's questions, Long Jiu explained, "It's a brother from 'Zhan Wuhui'."
"It doesn't make sense," Fu Shengruo Meng asked suspiciously, "There's no reason why your subordinates received the mission, but you, the boss of the gang, couldn't get it?"
Suddenly, Zhan Jian interjected: "Dao Jun, by name, he is a Taoist priest, right?"
After receiving Long Jiu's "yes" answer, Zhan Jian snapped his fingers smartly and said with a smile, "I understand! What rules does the system use to select the defenders!"
"What rules?" Everyone asked in unison, only Yao Dao Ming Chu sent a contemptuous look, obviously saying: A smart person like me didn't figure it out, can you figure it out?
Zhanjian smiled and hoped that the medicine would kill his life, and he smiled abnormally: "It's very simple! You and that Taoist monarch have one thing in common - you have both been in prison."
At the beginning, before "Zhan Wuhui" was disbanded, Jubu Youxue vowed to go out of the rivers and lakes in a white battle, and led dozens of gangs to chase and intercept them.Zongjian, who was repairing equipment at the blacksmith shop, used the NPC blacksmith as a shield. How could the dozen or so Taoist priests of "Zhan Wuhui" think that he would be so despicable and shameless? Under the bombardment of the "Li Huo Method", Zong Jian was not burned to death, but burned the innocent blacksmith into a charred corpse.Later, Zongjian deliberately introduced these hunting parties into the town.Including the blood in the chrysanthemum, the poor dozens of Taoist priests were all slaughtered into white light under the sword of the yamen servant, and sent to the gloomy dungeon for four hours.
As for the medicine, I once tried the skill damage of "Thousand Spiders and Thousands of Poisons" under the auspices of several people, and accidentally poisoned the passing waiter, so I also enjoyed the treatment of "one-day tour of the dungeon".
"Why do you look at IQ? It's because you have all been in prison and are all reform-through-labour prisoners of the masters of the system, so you are required to make up for your mistakes and defend the city!"
Zongjian's conclusion is that if the medicine is dead, one blow will kill him.The poison doctor who always despises others, his face at this time is as gloomy as if he has been poisoned by himself.
After a long time, the medicine was dead before retorting: "You are just speculating, it's just a coincidence..."
"Stop sophistry," Zhanjian laughed loudly, "Go and ask Jubu Youxue to see if he has also received the task of defending the city, won't the truth come to light?"
Yao Dao Ming was silent for a moment, then froze again, obviously texting Jubu Youxue. One minute later, this poison doctor, who always takes pleasure in despising his companions and opponents and ridiculing everyone without distinction, now has a wonderful expression.You don't need to wait for him to speak, this expression alone says it all.
It's a rare opportunity to ridicule the medicine, how could everyone miss it?Everyone booed him together: "Hello, reform-through-labour prisoner, as a personal soldier named by the master of the system, do you have any uniforms?"
"Sure enough, he is a talent with a high IQ, and his IQ is as high as the blood in the chrysanthemum." Zong Jian also trampled on the blood of the chrysanthemum. Spray over each other's IQ problems.
Originally, his face was full of medicine, but at this moment, he suddenly calmed down.He didn't mean to get angry at all, instead he took a sip of tea leisurely and put on a grandpa look:
"Don't talk too much, just one sentence: to do it or not to do it?"
This sentence made Zhanjian and the others entangled: becoming the defender of the city and fighting against the three major gangs and alliances, this is so fucking touching!In particular, "Swordsman" has provoked them N times, and "Fantasy" has also issued orders to chase and kill them all over the world. To be able to slap these big gangs in the face through urban warfare, just imagining that scene makes my blood boil!What's more, this Shuozhou City is the former territory of Boss Long, and I always feel a little uncomfortable watching him being taken over by another family.However, if they nodded and said "Done it!", wouldn't they all become little brothers who are dying of medicine?Have they all become part-time workers who take medicine until their death?This feeling seems to be even more uncomfortable!
Just when he was still tangled in the struggle, Floating Life Ruomeng was the first to express his opinion: "War in the Jianghu city, gold and iron horses, swallow thousands of miles like a tiger, with such a grand plan for dominance, there is no reason not to fight!" Began to drop the book bag COS heroes.
"Do it." Long Jiu dropped a single word, which was simple and neat, beyond doubt.
This is the charm of the game. It doesn't matter how high the level is or how good the equipment is. Only fighting against the enemy with your companions is the source of joy in the game!Seeing that Fusheng and Longjiu had expressed their views, Zhanjian suddenly became enthusiastic. He slapped the table violently, full of domineering aura, and laughed loudly: "I will participate too! If you dare to attack Boss Long's territory, find a beating!" Woolen cloth!"
Seeing that the three of them had already been recruited into the gang, Yao Zhiming cast his eyes on Jun Wuyan, and teased, "What do you think of this strong man?"
"Hey, you bastard, don't make trouble for Junshen," Zhanjian hurried out to smooth things over, "Anyway, Junshen is also Fenghua Xueyue's former gang leader, you can't let him fight against your friends, can you?"
Yao Dao Ming shook his head and put on a regretful expression: "It's a pity, you won't be able to share the fruits of our victory."
Depend on!What he said, it seemed that Shuozhou City already belonged to him!Everyone complained about medicine to get rid of their excessive self-confidence.
"Thank you for your understanding," Jun Wuyan showed a helpless wry smile, raised the teacup in his hand, and said, "I'll replace wine with tea, thank you all."
When the medicine was over, he raised his hand and called Xiao Er to serve tea.At the moment when the enthusiastic waiter ran to the table, Yao Dao Ming Chu suddenly grabbed Jun Wuyan's hand, and forcefully opened the waiter's pants.
Nima!It's so obscene!
This comment came to the minds of Zhan Jian, Long Jiu, and Floating Life Ruo Meng at the same time.They were dumbfounded as they watched the waiter covering his pants in shock, pointing at Jun Wuyan and tremblingly asking "Guest officer, how could you do this?" The detectives rushed over angrily.
"Bold and unruly, in broad daylight, you dare to do obscene things to the residents of our town in the street! Come on, get me down!"
Nima!You are an NPC shop waiter, and you are so wretched with woolen handles!Everyone complained in their hearts.
At this moment, the police officers quickly surrounded him. This time they didn't use big knives to slash anyone. It is estimated that playing hooligans is not enough to cause death.The policemen surrounded Jun Wuyan and tied him into a rice dumpling in two or three strokes.Then, the red-clothed policeman at the head grabbed the end of the rope with his right hand, and dragged the unlucky guy who accidentally made friends to the dungeon in the town.
"Damn! Are you going too far?" Zhan Jian stared at the medicine in anger, so angry that he wanted to bite someone.
Yao Dao Ming completely ignored his accusation, he looked at the direction where the policeman was leaving, and said: "As expected, this game has restrictions on restricted-level behavior between players, and also monitors and manages NPCs. .It's just that the NPC's AI is really bad enough, it can only distinguish the direct perpetrator, after all, it's still a mentally handicapped game."
"I'm sorry, I think you're having fun in this mentally handicapped game," Zhan Jian couldn't help complaining, and realized something was wrong after complaining, "Hey! Are you reflecting on yourself! How can you force Junshen into your group? "
"Let's go." Long Jiu said in a deep voice, snapped his fingers, and called the waiter to pay the bill.After paying for the tea, he left the wine shop without looking back, and went straight to the dungeon.
"Look, Boss Long still has a conscience and knows how to visit the prison to inquire about the situation..."
Zhang Jian immediately used Long Jiu as a positive teaching material to compare the evil deeds of killing people with medicine.But before he finished speaking, Long Jiu walked into the dungeon without hesitation - the fireworks shop opposite.
what the hell!Who are these people!With tears streaming down his face, Zongjian had no choice but to walk into the dungeon dejectedly amidst the excited shouts of "Let's go, let's go! Go visit the prison and set off fireworks!"
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