masters-orleans Chapter 285 Formula Football
Chapter 285 Formula Football
Chapter 285 Formula Football
Quaresma felt that he had seen the essence of the matter.
Is this an internal struggle at Arsenal?
So, in order to avoid suspicion, should I stay away from this new assistant coach?
It's just that Quaresma may be thinking a little too much.
The new assistant coach is called Tristan. On the first day he came to Arsenal, he brought his brand-new football theory to the players - formula football!
"Football can have formulas!"
"This is a set of rigorous theories. By establishing a mathematical model to analyze our tactical system, vector and discrete, we can extract core data from huge data, find out the rules, and then make the correct tactical decision. On top of that, increase by 50%.”
"For example, in the game against Liverpool just now, at 3 minutes and 45 seconds of the first half, Quaresma broke through from the left and scored a goal, and before that, Arsenal had a 50-second strike. Backcourt pass, these 50-second passes are necessary, 50-second continuous passes must be made, otherwise the opponent's defense cannot be mobilized, and at the same time, Quaresma's breakthrough cannot be more than 10 seconds late!"
"For the next attack, we can still use a similar mathematical model to simulate Liverpool's defensive loopholes and our offensive routines, which will greatly improve our offensive efficiency and increase the chance of scoring goals!"
"Analyzing every attack and defense, and substituting it into the summary formula, can further clarify when and in which direction we need to attack, and can also make judgments on the opponent's defense. With a rigorous theoretical basis, football will become more easy!"
The following Arsenal players seem to be listening to the bible, not knowing what the new assistant coach is talking about.
Quaresma has already been overwhelmed by surprise, he never imagined that the new assistant coach would be such a ghost!
Formula football?
Formulas have begun to invade this world?
Is it a little early?
Speaking of it, formula football seems to be very advanced, and it seems to be very tall. Even though Tristan only spoke a little bit of his theory, Quaresma knew it without even thinking about it.
Play football according to the so-called formula, refine the time, coordinate the court, and then strictly apply it to the mathematical model——
1 minute and 45 seconds, coordinates (45, 27), breakthrough;
2 minutes and 54 seconds, coordinates (77.21), defense;
7 minutes and 17 seconds, coordinates (88, 98), foul;
9 minutes and 54 seconds, coordinates (11.11), free kick;
17 minutes and 17 seconds, coordinates (50, 50), lost the ball;
This is the code dog programming!
At this point in time, the formula asked you to defend, but there was not even a ghost in front of you;
At the next point in time, the formula allows you to break through at this position, and the opponent in front of you is a defensive player;
At the next point in time, the formula allows you to shoot at this position, and then you headshot the referee in front of you;
So, may I ask, do I have to formulate how to celebrate goals, how to celebrate victories, and even how to interact with fans, so that I can appear more rigorous?
Quaresma didn't know what to say anymore. Anyway, he knew that this assistant coach named Tristan might only last one day in his career as a coach, and then he would definitely be kicked out!
Can't help looking at Wenger, Quaresma clearly saw a sarcastic expression on Wenger's face, which is very interesting.
God knows which executive made such a joke to become an assistant coach. If it wasn't because of a power struggle, then he must have been fooled!
Speaking of it, this thing is really bluffing.
Looking at the current performance of the players, they all seem to be quite interested, leaving Quaresma speechless for a while.
Wenger didn't mean to stop it either. After the nutritious lunch, the players gathered in the multimedia room at the request of Tristan to learn formula football.
"First of all, let us remember a basic formula, all future formulas will be derived from this basic formula!"
"A represents the vectorized value of the position coordinates, t represents the transfer time, S represents the number of transfers, and α represents the time coefficient"
Tristan talked eloquently on it, as if he was teaching students in a university, but he was quite a teacher.
But the key point is that this thing is a kind of torture for this group of animals whose brain volume is almost equal to zero.
What the hell are these βμ ones?
It is better to kill them than ask them to recite the formula!
Then, the players rioted!
Quaresma was also in the ranks of the riots, and he was the most angry.
It's not because IQ was insulted by this so-called formula football. After all, I was considered an engineering student in my previous life, and I still learned advanced mathematics.
What made him really want to scold his mother was that the system came to remind him.
"System prompt: Teamwork ability -0.02 due to learning messy tactics theory"
Quaresma is like beeping a dog, it's strange if he doesn't get angry!
Is it easy for me to work hard to increase a little attribute now?
After such a short period of time, the attributes that I had increased in the two training sessions fell back again, which is more serious than me.
"Fuck your formula football!"
Under the leadership of Quaresma, the players threw Tristan out of the training base directly, and he didn't care about the punishment that would follow!
The embarrassed Tristan struggled to get up, and shouted into the inside in disbelief: "You can insult me, but you can't insult my formula football!"
Then, Quaresma clenched his fist, and Tristan shuddered, scaring away.
Wenger didn't even intend to stop him from the side, and then he took the players to the afternoon training session as if nothing happened. In his opinion, this incident may not even be considered a small episode.
The more you have experienced, the more you can see through everything!
During the training in the afternoon, the players were still talking about formula football. Although they didn't understand it, it was indeed quite new.
"Ricardo, although we don't want to learn formulas, why are you so angry?" Flamini asked Quaresma with a smile.
Quaresma had a dark face and didn't want to talk. The 0.02 teamwork he just lost still made him unhappy.
In fact, this is the case, even if Tristan is nonsense, they didn't know that Tristan was really thrown out of the training base, but Quaresma was completely angry because of the loss of attributes. Under his leadership, The players will be so presumptuous.
But Quaresma naturally couldn't tell the reason to his teammates, so he could only smile ugly.
It’s also interesting to say that the behavior of Quaresma and the players throwing the assistant coach out of the training base is almost the same as rebellion, but a few days after the incident, the club acted as if nothing happened. It's over.
God knows how much intrigue there is, how much compromise and exchange of interests, anyway, Quaresma and a few animals have nothing to do.
(End of this chapter)