masters-orleans Chapter 135 The Pain of Short Hands! (33)(Please subscribe!)
Chapter 135 The Pain of Short Hands! (33)(Please subscribe!)
Chapter 135 The Pain of Short Hands! (33)(Please subscribe!)
All the "Komeys" in the Staples Arena were stunned. It only took a second for the arena to change from extremely dynamic to extremely quiet.
They felt that the amount of information just now was a bit too much, so they had to take it easy.
"Is this the lore?"
"3 seconds lore?"
Yi Jianlian spread his hands: "Isn't it a lore?"
While everyone was in a daze, Yi Jianlian had already packed his things and returned to the locker room.
When he stepped into the player tunnel, he heard "the exclamation of a dead mother" suddenly erupted outside.
"Hold the grass! Is he really a lore? Is this too fake?"
"It's really fake. In 3 seconds, a big center ran from the midfield to the basket after stealing the ball. Has this guy practiced light skills?"
"wrong!"
"Oh? Brother, what's your opinion?"
"In my opinion, it should be the legendary long-lost stunt: eight steps to catch cicadas!"
".I believe in your evil!"
As soon as he entered the locker room, Yi Jianlian was surrounded by groups.
Teammates rushed over to hug him, and many of them were rubbing his hair vigorously.
"Nice job man, you stole Kobe!"
"Yeah, that's the Black Mamba, you actually took a ball out of his hand."
"I'm more curious about how you can run so fast all of a sudden? Is there a motor on your butt?"
Yi Jianlian's head is full of black lines, his hair is messed up now, this group of "animals" is definitely revenge!
He emphasized with a dark face:
"Facing the powerful me, are you jealous?"
"Jealous? Huh? You've never known jealousy!" Terry poked.
"Really?" Yi Jianlian certainly wouldn't let it go when he saw the young bird, and he grabbed Terry's head calmly.
Two words: work hard!
After the game with the Lakers, people discovered a very secret characteristic of the Mavericks - resistance to fuck!
It's really fucking resistant!
From top to bottom, the whole team counts as one, and they are very durable.
Among them, Yi Jianlian is the most enduring one, and he can also be called "the king who can bear the fuck!"
In 3 seconds, Yi Jianlian was able to run at such a sprint speed, he was simply inhuman!
You know he played for nearly 40 minutes before!
Not to mention his previous few games, the average playing time even reached 46 minutes!
Of course, there are different opinions on things on the Internet.
On the bed, after Meng Yun beside him fell asleep, he silently opened the attribute panel in his mind.
Yi Jianlian: Male.
Age: 25.
Power: 94
Physical fitness: 88
Speed: 72
Shots: 80
Halo: [Aura of Prediction], [Aura of Bad Luck], [Aura of Redemption]
The speed became 72 points, and Yi Jianlian heard this sound when he was advancing.
There are two beeps in total.
Attribute improvement is naturally something to be happy about.
On the second day, Yi Jianlian didn't sleep in, but got up early to train.
"This kid is really hardworking." Naturally, Yi Jianlian was not the only one in the training hall. The head coach of the Mavericks, Carlisle, stood silently at a high place.
He looked out of sorts, with red eyes and yawning.
It must be because I didn't sleep well last night.
In fact, Carlisle didn't sleep last night. He led the coaching staff to study Yi Jianlian's game video all night, especially the game against the Lakers yesterday.
"Yeah, I'm very surprised where he got so much energy. God knows how sleepy I am now after I haven't slept all night." The chief assistant coach said lazily beside him.
"Sir, do you need me to remind him, we still have a game tomorrow."
"No! Just let him practice, anyway, he is much more patient than us"
The sound faded away without disturbing anyone.
Staples Arena.
Familiar place, familiar scene.
Yi Jianlian looked confused.
Unexpectedly, I just left this arena and came back immediately.
The Mavericks are still away today, and their opponent is another team in Los Angeles, the Los Angeles Clippers.
The Clippers' previous record was not very good, now only 7 wins and 4 losses, while the Mavericks are already 13 wins and 1 loss, ranking first in the league.
The star of the Clippers is Chris Paul, who just joined this season, but my luck was not very good, and I was injured after only a few games.
Yi Jianlian noticed that he was sitting on the sidelines in a suit today, and he should be in good shape.
Except for my cannon, the remaining thigh of the Clippers should be Blake Griffin.
When warming up before the game, Yi Jianlian saw him, and he also saw Yi Jianlian.
Griffin looked at it for a while, turned his head, and greeted Jordan next to him,
"DeAndre, did you see that stupid big man? He killed Kobe here two days ago."
Little Jordan hadn't joined the "Burning Love Family" at this time, and he looked at Griffin with his short hair and puzzled expression:
"What's wrong? Didn't we celebrate?"
Griffin's old face turned black, who the fuck told you about this?
But he still patiently explained to him:
"That's him! We should dunk some dunks on him!"
Griffin was very upset with Yi Jianlian.
Although his lore allowed them to have a successful party, in his opinion, it could not make up for his spiritual trauma.
Cause
Yi Jianlian - 'The Most Fucking Man in the League'!
And he
"Silly Fen!"
"The Glass Man!"
"Short-handed monster!"
Look, is this a nickname given by someone?
Whenever he sees this, Griffin has a heartache on his face!
Shouldn't I be "the spokesperson for the tall, mighty, macho?"
"Aren't I fierce? Don't I jump high? Don't I buckle fiercely?"
Everyone: "You are very fierce, you can jump high, and you can buckle fiercely, but... your hands are short!"
"Snapped!"
Crit! !
Griffin - HP-10000000000
Yi Jianlian felt that the two guys on the opposite side looked at him a little strangely. According to his keen sixth sense, they should be planning something bad.
"Be careful."
Across the ocean.
"Standing on Staples again, I don't know if UAE has any thoughts."
Zhang Lili looked at Yi Jianlian who was warming up with emotion.
Yi Jianlian's last sprint in the last game seemed to be still in his mind, playing it over and over again.
Even if he is a famous "Yi Chuan", he never dared to imagine that Yi Jianlian could actually complete such a heaven-defying operation.
He was facing Kobe!
Steal the ball from Kobe and sprint for a dunk.
No matter how you look at it, it looks like a scene in a novel.
"Okay, the game is about to start, let's take a look at the starting lineups of both sides."
The Mavericks here are the regular starters, with Yi Jianlian as the center, Dirk as the power forward, Marion as the small forward, Carter as the shooting guard, and Kidd as the point guard.
The point guard for the Clippers is Chauncey, the shooting guard is Randy Foye, small forward Caron Butler, power forward Griffin, and center Jordan Jr.
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