masters-orleans Chapter 129 The Most Fucking Man in the League! (25)
Chapter 129 The Most Fucking Man in the League! (25)
Chapter 129 The Most Fucking Man in the League! (25)
The news of the Mavericks' reversal and victory over the Spurs swept the entire league in an instant.
Many people who eat melons expressed their incomprehension.
They found that they seemed to be less and less able to understand the Mavericks.
Just look at their opponents.
Miami Heat, San Antonio Spurs, Oklahoma City Thunder!
Even Thunder was double-killed!
Durant: "???"
Can you tell me what "even" means?
"hiss!"
After watching it, everyone suddenly had an idea: the defending champion will not really "defend", right?
What the hell!
That would be too scary!
But when everyone was talking about it, the Mavericks had already set foot on the battlefield.
On January 1, the Mavericks played against the Hornets at home and won!
On January 1, the Mavericks challenged the Pistons away and won!
On January 1, the Mavericks challenged the Celtics away and won!
On January 1, the Mavericks played against the Bucks at home and won!
On January 1th, the Mavericks played against the Kings at home, and the TM wins!
Counting the few games after the Timberwolves, the Mavericks now have a total of eight consecutive victories!
In the 13 games since the start of the game, the Mavericks have won a total of 12 games!
During the period, they lost one game to the Minnesota Timberwolves, and all the others were won!
My mother!
Dallas is going to eat people!
However, while everyone was paying attention to the Mavericks' record, another piece of news suddenly spread in the league.
"Hey, you know what?"
"what?"
"That Oriental from the Mavericks, Yi."
"What? Is there anything strange?"
"Ah! You don't know?"
".Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go of your fart!"
"He won the best of the week!"
"That's it?"
"He won the best of the week in a row!"
"uh-huh?"
"He won the best of the week three times in a row!!"
".Okay, man, what the hell are you trying to say? I'm still in a hurry to get on a date. I mean Zhou Best doesn't mean anything."
"What about 38 points and 14 rebounds per game?"
"How many?"
"38 points, 14 rebounds, 2 assists and 4 blocks per game!"
".38 points and 14 rebounds? Well, I have to admit that this guy is a werewolf. With such statistics, he should be able to enter the All-Star this season. If he can maintain it, even if it is only a month, he can also become a star. .”
"But—did you think I was done?"
"What else?"
"He averaged 46 minutes per game!!"
"What?? God! 46 minutes per game? How did he do it?"
"Don't ask me, I don't know"
In the history of the alliance, there have been several "wolf men".
Like the ancient god Chamberlain or the "God of Basketball" Jordan and so on.
The active James also averaged 42.5 minutes per game in one season when he was young.
but--
There is nothing more shocking than Yi Jianlian's "combo boxing"!
After playing the Spurs, so far, Yi Jianlian has played 46 minutes per game, averaging 38 points, 14 rebounds, 2 assists and 4 blocks per game!
Averaged 46 minutes per game! !
Improper person!
This TM is really inappropriate!
Is the body made of iron?
won't you be tired?
limit!
This is extreme data!
Carlisle said in an interview:
"I tried to stop him, but I couldn't do it at all. Every time before the game, he would come to me alive and tell me: he is very good."
"I can't refuse him. I asked the team doctor to check his physical condition. The facts tell me that I have to trust him!"
Both Nowitzki and Kidd were stopped for an interview.
"I have an amazing teammate!"
"Yes, me too, hahaha."
Yi Jianlian has accomplished something that ordinary people seem to be impossible to accomplish!
Finally, in a certain corner, Yi Jianlian was caught.
He had been hiding from reporters all this time, but he was still caught unexpectedly.
"Yi, what supported you to play each game for so long?"
"Is it love? Is it responsibility?"
"Yi, may I ask if you took drugs before the game? Have you had a urine test every game?"
"Yi, can I touch your 'muscle'? It looks so sexy"
"Yi, what is your next goal?"
"."
Yi Jianlian's head is full of black lines.
What the hell is touching a "muscle"?
As for the target?
Yi Jianlian thought about it carefully, coughed and said:
"My goal is to become the most fuckable man in the league!!"
The reporters were stunned: "Huh??"
Yi Jianlian: Male.
Age: 25.
Power: 94
Physical fitness: 88
Speed: 70
Shots: 80
Halo: [Aura of Prediction], [Aura of Bad Luck], [Aura of Redemption]
This is his current attribute.
His stamina has soared to 88 points, his speed has soared to 70 points, and his shooting now has 80 points.
Comebacks always pay off. Yi Jianlian played 46 minutes per game, and basically every game would "break through the limit".
There are more or less added attributes.
However, Yi Jianlian's title of "the most fuckable man in the league" has been completely spread.
The Mavericks arrived in the City of Angels on the morning of the 16th.
There was a lot of discussion about the outcome of this game.
Before the game, I interviewed Kobe Bryant, the star of the Lakers and the top two players in history.
"You gave him a nickname? The most fucking man in the league?"
"Huh, did he take it himself? That's really funny."
"I'm not going to worry about him, hopefully he'll come on me and I'll put the ball in his face."
Bryant, as always, "psychological tactics."
Yi Jianlian didn't care much.
That's who Kobe is, that's who he is.
He would be surprised if one day Kobe stopped talking trash.
The smell of gunpowder on both sides looks very strong.
At 7:[-] p.m., the game has not yet started, but the Staples Center is already full of spectators!
Looking around, more than 90% of them are wearing Kobe's No. 24 jersey.
As one of the richest teams in the NBA, the Lakers still have a luxurious lineup this season.
Although the "Zen Master" is gone, apart from Kobe, there are Gasol, Bynum, Barnes and other giants in this lineup.
This is not the first time Yi Jianlian has come to the Staples Center, but every time he has a different experience.
Before the game, he saw Chatter who was warming up.
Naga is 33 years old this year, but Yi Jianlian has to admit that although Kobe is old, he still looks very handsome in real life.
And the shooting posture is really ecstasy.
Just
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
The sound of hammering iron kept coming.
Yi Jianlian looked at it for a while, with a surprised look on his face, thinking that there was something wrong with Kobe's eyes.
The basket is so big, how do you fail to make a single shot?
Yi Jianlian thinks he can learn this stunt when he is free.
Starting on both sides, Mavericks Kidd, Carter, Marion, Nowitzki, Yi Jianlian.
Lakers Fisher, Kobe, Barnes, Gasol, Bynum.
(End of this chapter)