Absolute Surrender [Football]

Chapter 168 168:

Absolute surrender [football].

The entire network was quiet for three seconds. The famous Premier League speakers who claimed to have seen the big world were dumbfounded. They were stunned by the sudden situation at first, but soon their focus shifted.

After being a commentator for so many years, I haven’t seen any big scenes. There was a Bundesliga game next door where I was ripped off*swinging in the wind without wearing fat underwear. The most obvious feeling at that time was embarrassment. Today is completely different! ! ! ! !

Probably because of the difference in appearance, or because the players react differently when encountering unexpected accidents, this will give the audience a different experience.

For example at this moment.

The idea of ​​the female fans is: After watching football for many years, my mother has finally waited for this day, so why don't the fuck just take it all off?

The idea of ​​the male fans is: he even wears flat!horn!Inside!pants!Sordid boxer briefs!

Mr. Fat, who was cheering his teammates on in the stands with his son in his arms, blew his whistle: The big screen at the Stadium of Great Britannia is very clear, and the shooting angle is perfect!Ander's ass is really upright!He is going to surf the Internet on his mobile phone to see what the fans are talking about!

Jorge Mendes, who was discussing official business in Portugal and took the time to watch the live broadcast: It's a pity that this is a great opportunity. If I knew it earlier, I should have given him a underwear endorsement! ! !

Gay guys said that although Fatty is not sexy enough, he dresses sexy!Although the shooting angle is at the back, the visual inspection of the front is also very impressive!Although it's only a few seconds, I've already finished posting. I didn't know Wilkinson before today. However, I will buy it tomorrow for the sake of his integrity and don't risk his life to contribute resources to everyone. A set of his jersey xd

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The foreign commentators were going to be rhythmic, discussing the style and size of the fat times. According to the signal from the rear, the game was not that attractive. After Leander's pants were stripped, the ratings rose several points!

As soon as they started, they played back in slow motion, and the camera clearly recorded every moment. Leander started too fast, and Wilkinson almost staggered in order to hold him back. Because of this, the center of gravity dropped, and he should have caught The hand above the ball accidentally pulled the shorts and pulled half of them down for him.

Leander's reaction was still very fast, he looked down when he felt the ass was cool, realized that there was a joke, and immediately made amends, reached out to grab the pants and at the same time did not forget to hand out the ball.

What a great professionalism! ! !

The Manchester United fans will be moved to tears! ! !

[Only found that Gun Gun didn't stop directly, he handed over the ball to his teammates, protected himself from showing off, and at the same time signaled them to continue to advance with his eyes, don't waste this good opportunity! ]

[The Stoke City players were aiming at him and running. After this accident, everyone was dumbfounded. This happened several times indeed!It's a pity that the teammates are not up to date!He directly cleared the ball and stopped the game! ]

[Remember the name of this cheater!His name is Ashley Young!We Ander paid such a high price that he actually gave up the opportunity to attack!I am too distressed! ]

[Ander is one of the most professional players I've ever seen!His first reaction to such an accident turned out to be to pass the ball!Solve embarrassing problems simultaneously!This kind of intuitive reaction is so rare, it must be praised! ]

[......]

Manchester United fans are still denouncing Ashley Young. The girls said that we don't care about the game anymore. Let's watch the slow motion replay in the remaining [-] minutes, and keep playing it!

I thought this game was just a few goals, nothing else!

Many people in China who don’t often stay up late to watch football with regular schedules feel a little drowsy. They are going to sleep after a few glances. As a result, the drowsiness is completely gone!

[Hahahahahahaha, the male god is so sexy even if he is a street stall!It is said that people depend on their clothes. I think the clothes depend on who wears them. My younger brother has about the same fat. He wears shriveled clothes. The front is not obvious, and the back is flat. He also thinks that the underpants are not well-shaped. , At the risk of being harassed, I gave a bad review, saying that the model's photo has been retouched!At this moment, my brother's face is already swollen! ]33 Novel Network

[Hahahaha, the Taobao store has become a major force!Who said p!Who the hell said the photo was posted!I think the design of my fat times is not good, it is obviously because your buttocks are not in place! ]

[Hahahahahahaha, I haven't stopped since Ander was picked up the first time, and now my parents have woken up with laughter! ]

[I'm so annoyed by you soft advertisements, I want to go to Taobao to search, please give me an address! ]

[The underwear of the world-renowned football star Lyandel is on sale in stock, and you can choose from a variety of styles. It is only available today for [-] yuan, and the website is ooxx.taobao... The original price will be restored tomorrow. If you want to buy it, hurry up! ]

[There are still 25 minutes until tomorrow, you go upstairs! ! !Upstairs, do you think I will be fooled?Do you think I will place an order?you are too naive!Let me tell you, I bought a dozen and prepared to send male tickets, can it be cheaper_(:3ゝ∠)_]

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The owner of the Taobao store has gone crazy. After seeing Liandel Pangci's tricks, he immediately changed the baby's name. Nei Zenggao failed to catch up before, and this time he must make a lot of money! ! !

I also said yesterday that the British media went too far, and Capello was right to establish the prestige of the coach!This kind of kid who doesn't know what to do should be kept cold!I was wrong, I was really wrong, I will be a damn fan in the future, there are very few big stars wearing Taobao’s hot sale style these days, and when they wear Taobao’s hot sale, their pants are stripped off to reveal their fat times, which will benefit thousands of people Thousands of Taobao shopkeepers are even rarer! ! !

This man obviously forgot that Wilkinson took off the underpants, and his touch was given to the wrong person.

When everyone was happy, the cctv did something very unpleasant. They put a mosaic on the dragon father during the slow motion replay, at the position of the buttocks.

As soon as the mosaic came out, public outrage was instantly aroused, and the message board was blown up immediately, and the number of complaints was unknown!

[You want harmony rolling ass he himself agrees?Wearing fat times and playing mosaics!Whoever made the call, give me the name of the uncle! ! ! ]

[It is really touching to buy Manchester United's 38 rounds of league broadcast rights, but one cannot be proud!The behavior of playing mosaics casually is simply unbearable!I have my glasses on so you can show me this! ]

[Indicating that the channel has been changed, I would rather listen to the birdsong than miss the wonderful moment! ]

[The camera of the live broadcast mischievously pointed at Boss Fat, he was just whistling! ]

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Daddy Dragon didn't know whether Rooney whistled or not. He was so sad that he didn't grasp this offensive opportunity. After he put on his underpants, he gave Ashley Yang a disappointed look, and then turned around to talk about his life with a salty pig hand.

He walked towards Wilkinson!

He and Wilkinson came face to face!

The referee wanted to persuade him that this kind of situation is common on the pitch, so don't get excited. Unexpectedly, Liandel just looked at Wilkinson seriously. The Stoke City boy was a little panicked, and he didn't know what to do with his hands and feet. Let it go, coughed awkwardly and said, "Well, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

Feeling that this kind of rhetoric is pale, weak and insincere, Wilkinson added: "You are still handsome with your shorts off, really handsome!"

Ok.

Everyone loves compliments!

Dragons like it too!

If he had a tail, he would have flicked it by now.

"Although I am indeed handsome, although everyone wants to see me go naked, you should be cautious and try to avoid doing this kind of thing as much as possible. There are not many players with such a good temper like me. If you meet Rooney, you will most likely beat you!"

The referee who is going to persuade him: _(:3ゝ∠)_

Players who heard this: _(:3ゝ∠)_

Wilkinson himself: "Okay, I understand."

Boss Fat didn't know that he was hacked again, so he secretly took out his mobile phone to leave a message. As for the commentary on the major live broadcast platforms, he thought it would cause a big brawl on the court, but he just said a few words and then walked away up.

Judging by Leander's expression, he was not embarrassed or embarrassed, but completely calm.

If you want to become a star, you must have this quality of making a fool of yourself without panicking!

There are too many examples of getting famous!

As I said before, the game is at 03:30 pm London time, and the difference between Madrid and London is only one hour. This is not the time when Ronaldo can watch the game comfortably.Usually, when there is an Ander game, he will check the news website, read the text prompts, and read the latest headlines. Considering that the game has just started, there is nothing to check. It was Ramos who saw the news, and the channel was promoted by Facebook. The headline was relatively tame. Premier League players were ripped off their shorts during the game, and they didn't directly name them.

Most people like to join in the fun, like to watch strange things, and since this is something in their own circle, Ramos clicked in casually.

Because there was a precedent of standing naked on the court without wearing fat pants and being stripped, he was really casual when he clicked in. He thought it might be some little-known little player, and he was still wondering who would be playing today , As a result, when you open it, you can see the familiar formula and familiar taste.

This jersey, this back number, this name, this back.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ramos laughed straight away, squatting on the ground laughing.

His big movement immediately attracted the attention of Real Madrid teammates, and several people surrounded him in an instant, Marcelo and Pepe came the fastest.

The two looked over.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

"Wait for me to praise him on Facebook, who is this Wilkinson? What a job!"

"I didn't expect it! I really didn't expect Ander's underwear to look like this! The taste is too bad!"

Ronaldo didn't come over, he was drinking water, and accidentally heard two key words: Andre and underwear, he immediately recalled Leander's lovely collection, and remembered the flag he had set up.

Ronaldo is still in his heart, don't tell me what should happen, you Marcelo beckoned him to come and see.

Brother Xiao Ma smiled distortedly, and his expression was a little mysterious.

It didn't feel good. The president managed to calm himself down and walked over as usual. He took Ramos' cell phone and looked at it. There was a bold and large title on it, and a high-definition screenshot of the webcast at the bottom.The underpants are half off, and the "$_$" on the buttocks can be clearly seen. The momentary picture capture is perfect. If the protagonist is not his wife, Master Luo will give it a thumbs up.

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How to describe the mood at the moment?

Which idiot picks off my daughter-in-law's underpants in public? If you have the guts to come out to a duel, don't be cowardly...! ! !

Such a cute taste, such a sexy butt, the whole world has seen it...! ! !

That Wilkinson you come out!It's fine to disclose my daughter-in-law's taste in a rough way without my consent, and you fucking shared my personal welfare (フペッネ)!Do you know how lethal this kind of picture is to gays? I almost got hard at the training base!

If it wasn't for his teammates, the president would have been disgraced.

In order not to be seen, he not only can't get angry, but also laughs with everyone, how embarrassing is this for you?

Cristiano Ronaldo was about to go back and drove 187 to fight Wilkinson. What he didn't know was that this not very well-known Stoke City player had already attracted a large number of fans, and the fans expected him to come back again. The counterattack is doomed to fail.

what?

You said you want to use goals to teach him to be a man?

wake up! ! !Unless the Champions League horse stumbles and directly enters the Europa League with the third place in the group, and shit|shit|luck draws together, otherwise the Spanish giants Real Madrid and the Premier League mid-range teams will basically have no chance of meeting each other, and the level of play is different!

Continuing this topic always feels like it’s going to be exposed. Ronaldo greeted everyone for training with a face. Don’t be lazy. Although he asked Ramos to put down the phone, it was useless. The magical photo has been deeply imprinted in the mind of the Real Madrid star. .

#On the Importance of Tightening Your Belt#

Ronaldo couldn't stop YY's army. Half of the fans watching the game were distracted. They didn't pay attention to the score at all, they stared at Leander's ass the whole time. As for the father of the giant dragon who was being watched, he silently comforted himself.

I don't know which celebrity said that life is like qj, if you can't resist, then you can only enjoy it.The live broadcast has already been broadcasted. Now that we have reached this point, it is useless to worry about it. It is better to think about the benefits.Mendes said that recent headlines for the Golden Boy Awards and Golden Globes votes can take advantage. Although it was not the original intention, with such a big sacrifice, the headlines should be done in the next week!

With that said, the future is still bright!

Daddy Dragon returned to the rhythm of the game, Stoke City players couldn't help but give him a high look, his temper is good enough!Ashley Cole said before that those really are black!Because of the feud last season!Because of jealousy!

I have to say that the players in Sky City are still too naive. Leander is used to bragging. If he says he won't pursue it, you will believe it?

In the 9th minute of the first half, the Manchester United midfielder cooperated with a series of reverse kicks. Ashley Young, who had made a mistake before, handed the ball to Leander's feet, and the dragon father rushed!He swung his arms round and opened fire towards the goal of Stoke City. No one dared to reach out this time, for fear of another accident.

Because of hesitation and missed the best opportunity to steal the ball, the Stoke City defender ran to death and failed to catch him. Liandel bombarded the goal to rewrite the score. In less than 10 minutes, Manchester United played 2-0 away.

"Beautiful! So beautiful! From receiving the ball to breaking through to the final shot, Leander is very excited. He is in excellent form today!" After Andy Gray finished speaking, Richard Keith added, "Maybe Thanks to Wilkinson for the inspiration, my gut told me he wanted to bombard that fun with bombardment."

Fans: You are too naive, this is impossible!

Taobao shopkeeper: You first ask us if we agree!