Absolute Surrender [Football]

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Absolute surrender [football].

Leander is sincere, in order to maintain a high degree of topicality, he will not let you see the results after voting, and in the past seven days, he has expressed emotion once, saying that this result is a bit unexpected, a certain friend who he thinks should be selected for the strong team with high votes Accidentally fell into the beauty group...

The eyes of the masses are discerning, and they immediately guess who this person is.

Rooney!The cliff is Rooney!Liandel has become a habit of being black!

So when the results were announced, they were really not surprised at all. There were two kinds of strong emotions, the first was "hahahahahahaha", and the second was "I rub".

Why do you laugh until you have convulsions?

Because the organizers were worried that the improvised team would be too poorly disciplined and distracted, they decided to arrange a coach for both sides. The players had to obey the coach's arrangement unconditionally, just like in a formal game.But this kind of activity is not easy to catch the eyes of decontamination professionals, so a new rule is added, the two coaches with the highest and lowest votes will automatically upgrade to the cost coaches, and they can also recruit think tanks.

Who entered the strength group with the highest votes?It's Sergio Ramos.

As for the lowest vote to fall into the Yanzhi team, needless to say, it is Manchester United's number one star Wayne Rooney.

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Fans of Love and Justice_ld11: Congratulations to Director La and Director Fat. You have been promoted to the coach of the All-Star team. The coach can invite two foreign aids to help out with suggestions. Please use the power in your hands properly, arrange the tactical system reasonably, and release the players. in the best position for him.screenshot screenshot

Leander took screenshots of the No. [-] Ramos and the last Rooney, and generously announced the number of votes and the percentage of votes won. To be honest, Master Shui was stunned. He also planned to make the appearance more attractive. , Don't be compared to the friends of the good-looking team, what is this for?

So handsome, he was assigned to a strong team?

Could it be that his strength is so outstanding that it conceals this handsome face?

s: No, I feel a little busy recently, I applied to withdraw from this event, and I gave the opportunity to my friend who ranked second! ! !

Father Julong pretended not to see it, so he didn't give him a chance to refuse.

The fans are crazy, really crazy.

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!I knew I could see Master Shui on the roster of a strong team, after all, a strong forward! ! ! ]

[Under the premise of no discussion at all, our family chose Ladao at the same time. He is a role model for all forwards in the world, soul shooter! ]

[Guide don't be cowardly!Just face to face with that fat man!Afraid he is a grandson! ]

[Since the coaching list was announced, I can't stop laughing.The coach has so much power, why don't you do it?Let me do it, I will let these super forwards feel the pain of the defenders, let them usually only know how to rush, but do not reflect on the waves of shots, and will only blame the rear guards! ! !Is the defender easy? ]

[It's not easy to be a defender, and it's even more difficult to get everyone's unanimous approval for being selected for the strength team. I always feel that the strength team will be upgraded to the strength newspaper team. ]

[Give me a chance, I would also like to be so handsome that I have no friends!Although it is a good thing to have strength, if this is the case, I will refuse, and bring it in a little bit, I really sympathize with Master Shui! ]

[Just took a look, the note behind the entry Ramos in the encyclopedia has changed, what the hell are "soul shooter" and "strength striker"? ]

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! ]

Do you think it's easy to get unanimously affirmed as Mr. Fat who is selected for the good-looking team?

He stood in front of his wife's full-length mirror, sighed several times, and decided to take the time to get a hair transplant.

Boss Fat is still very entertaining, he calmly updated a Facebook message.

y: Fans and friends, don’t worry, I will definitely put Ander in the goalkeeper position and live up to your expectations. By the way, don’t be cowardly, lead me!

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Ramos said hehehe.

You have to be blind to see you!

Fatty, wash it up and wait, you will definitely lose your underpants!

After watching this wave of excitement, Julong's father sent a second wave of surprises to fans and friends.

Fan of Love and Justice_ld11: Because everyone wants to know who the players of both sides are, we will announce a few first, so that the two coaches can have a clear idea.According to the voting results, the second to fourth places are-Pepe, Messi, and Ronaldo.As for the penultimate to the penultimate four are - Beckham, Kaka, Torres.screenshot screenshot

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Hahahahahahaha, Rosicky has a blue sky on his head! ! !

After watching football for so many years, rivals have finally become teammates. Fans want to ask the president how he feels. As a Real Madrid teammate, Ronaldo, who was still laughing at Ramos just now, has six thoughts in his mind:  …

What about the good-looking black-box operation that was agreed to abuse the dog?

I'll post it after p! ! !

S: I looked at the schedule, and it's actually not very busy. Fans and friends, rest assured, I will definitely arrange the robot to the most suitable position for him, and his strength will crush the handsome dog.

Aldo: ...

Seeing the list, this bastard Jubi couldn't bear the opportunity to command the two heavenly kings at the same time, so he gritted his teeth and held on! 33 Novel Network

The mood of the onlookers is very complicated. What is more complicated is that Messi, although he brought a good friend there, he always feels that he will be divided into two teams with his friend. Looking at the results announced so far, he has already been deeply surrounded by the next door. .Messi wanted Leander to help open a back door, and felt that with the other party's personality, he might take screenshots and publish the content of the private message. By the way, he just said that he is an upright person and does not accept bribes, so he should resign himself to fate/(tot)/~ ~

Messi sent a message to Pique: [Is your relationship with Ramos not very good?Brother half a favor. ]

Pique: [The bastard is hesitating whether to let you or Ronaldo keep the goal, I am talking to him. ]

The guide is ready to be ridiculed by the media, thanks to Leander, because his newly announced names have diverted the attention of the public. The key is that he feels that his status in the team has improved a lot. Ronaldo He and Pepe are flattering him without a trace.

This kind of event is so meaningful, really, it should be done twice a year.

The World Sports Daily was heartbroken. They published a report when they were bored during the summer break. It probably talked about the difference between Ronaldo and Messi, saying that Messi is a real powerful star, while Ronaldo is an idol star.This piece of news satirizes Ronaldo's extravagant off-court life, making headlines every now and then. At the same time, he said that his annual salary does not mean that his ability is much stronger... As a result, Leander came up with this kind of vote, and the two kings of La Liga At the same time, they were selected into the powerful team, and both received eight-figure votes, and the difference between the two was only a few million.

In other words, fans generally believe that both of them are powerful stars, and they don't rely on their looks to make a living!

Regarding this result, World Sports News just wanted to say: Are you fucking kidding me?

Fans don't care which side they are on, as long as they can be on one side, they feel good. With the relationship between these two, the chance of a good cooperation is zero.After Rooney saw the list, he still had some snacks. The three in the beauty group are indeed handsome. Beckham and Kaka are recognized. Toniu only needs to keep concealer, and the freckles can be on the screen. , It's a lot of pressure to coach them, and it's not easy to lead a team with too good looks... The key is, there is something wrong with the voting results! !Judging from the worth, it's okay, but judging from the current state, the difference between the two sides is a bit big! !

Beckham is at the end of his career, Torres has not yet been recognized at Chelsea, and Kaka only recovered his form in the last game. Rooney thinks that he is the only one who is handsome and reliable. How can he become a coach if he is so reliable? Woolen cloth?But it's okay, after all, the appearance group has a way out, and we can also say that we rely on our face to make a living after losing the game xd. Thinking of this, Rooney suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Ramos.

The sympathized Master Shui is also in pain and happiness. He is going to give a speech after the complete list is announced, to mobilize the players, let everyone put down the usual competition, win this game together, don't be betrayed It's done.

It's so embarrassing to lose with so many harsh words.

_(:3ゝ∠)_

Although he really wanted to win, but... he wanted to put Ronaldo Messi on the defense line. As a coach, it was really difficult. He finally realized how complicated the mood of the coach who always takes the blame after losing is.

Liandel is a fool. He deliberately dropped this kind of atomic bomb before the start of the next round to distract others and prevent them from making good preparations. He trains seriously every day.

In the second round of the league, Manchester United played against Tottenham at home. This is a very important game.First of all, this is the first home game for Liandel and Kaka after they landed in Manchester United; secondly, the opponent is good.The injury of the Croatian international Modric has affected the opponent to a certain extent, but after all, there are players in their team who are capable of performing miracles such as Bell and Van der Vaart, so they should not be careless.

Having said that, the atmosphere in the Manchester United team is still very good, and the players are quite relaxed.

This may be due to historical record.

In detail, the last time Tottenham won at Old Trafford was eight|nine years. In the 25 home games since then, Manchester United has 21 wins and four draws, remaining unbeaten against Tottenham.The two teams have played against each other 38 times in the Premier League. Manchester United has 27 wins, 170 draws and 82 losses.They have played against 46 four times at all levels, and Manchester United has an absolute advantage with [-] wins and [-] draws.

To put it more realistically, after Drake Knapp took office, Tottenham have not won Manchester United in the Theater of Dreams.

Historical data cannot be used as the basis for evaluating the next game, but at least it can explain some problems and affect the mentality of fans.The Red Devils fans regarded this game as a welcome party for Leander and Kaka. They bought the tickets with an attitude of enjoyment. Tottenham were much more nervous. The unanimous statement was to strive to break the curse of invincibility and win this games.

Ferguson's formation for this game is still [-], because Xiaopea and Evra returned from injury at the same time, the starting lineup has been fine-tuned, Evra squeezed Fabio back to the bench, and Hernandez also returned to the bench. Sit on the bench.

An hour before the game, the major sports stations were quite emotional when they got the list, which is actually reasonable. However, they didn't expect Samba to gain Ferguson's trust so quickly. They thought it would be a little slower. Presumably it was because of the beautiful clearance in the last round.

Tottenham's formation is four four one one, with Defoe at the top, van der Vaart as a shadow striker in the starting lineup, Bale is still a left midfielder, after Drake Knapp reformed him, he I have been in this position all the time, but I am indeed better at attacking than defending, and I feel a bit like taking both left and right. I have made rapid progress in the past two years.

The commentator has already analyzed the starting rosters of the two sides. Whether in terms of hard power or competitive status, they are more optimistic about Manchester United. Most people say that they hope that Tottenham can play their own style. Don’t let the Red Devils win so easily. Leave a message saying that Bell will give another kick to escort Liandel to the hospital to recover from his injuries.

[I lost like that to Blackburn last season, and still want to win the Red Devils?I see nothing. ]

[I just hope Leander and Bell show their absolute speed to see who is the fastest in the Premier League. ]

[I think there is no chance. When he was in Blackburn, Liandel often stood in front alone, saying that it was a double arrow. Kalinic's position is actually quite erratic. He will always hold back and wait for the leak.Bell had the chance to face Liandel because of the shot.Looking at Manchester United's lineup, there are also double arrows. Rooney and Liandel are at the front side by side, but Liandel is on the left and Rooney is on the right.To sum up, the two you named are on the left side of your house, and they are staggered. ]

[This is also good, so as not to see heart-wrenching pictures!I'm so scared of Bell! ]

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While chatting and farting, the two sides were already warming up. All 6 seats in the Dream Theater were filled, and at least 0,7 of them were fans of the home team. A huge curtain with photos of Liandel and Kaka, and some scattered cheering signs saying 0:[-], [-]:[-], Quadruple Champions or something.

Seeing this, the commentator remembered one thing, which Andy Gray took the lead in saying.

"Chelsea's boss fired coach Ancelotti directly after the last round of last season. The new one is Villas-Boas, who helped Porto win the Europa League last season. He also relied on this One honor to become the youngest champion coach in the history of the Europa League. Two months ago, many people may not know the name of Villas-Boas. In the past week, he was very famous. In order to behave exactly like a madman, he was dubbed Mourinho II by the media, he was very confident in his ability and said that he would leave after winning the quadruple crown."

The quadruple crowns Boas refers to: the Premier League, the English League Cup, the FA Cup and the Champions League.

Being able to win these four trophies represents the highest honor in the Premier League.

Therefore, at the beginning of the new season, Chelsea stood strongly against Manchester United, preparing to fight the Red Devils to the end. This is a good thing. Fans like to watch this kind of drama where the coaches of the two sides exchange trash talk and the two teams fight bloody to the end of the season. , The key is that Boas lost the first round, and he only got a draw with Stoke City in 10 and 7 minutes.Compared with Manchester United's brilliant stats of 0:[-] away game, the media's reputation is one heaven and one earth.

Boas also found a reason to explain the previous draw, and confidently said that he would definitely win the second round.

I don't know if it's fate or what.

Chelsea's opponent in the second round is West Bromwich Albion who have just been brutally abused by Manchester United.West Bromwich Albion coach Hodgson had a lot of opinions on Leander, but the opponent performed too well and did not give him any excuses, so Hodgson turned his anger on Villas-Boas, probably meaning to let him clean up, etc. That said, they will definitely give the Blues a good look at Stamford Bridge.

The game next door hadn't even started yet, and it was already full of gunpowder. In comparison, the atmosphere between Manchester United and Tottenham was better.

After all, they are not teams from the same region, and there is also a gap in performance between the two sides. The competition between Manchester United and Tottenham is not obvious, and because the relationship between Tottenham, Arsenal and Chelsea is not good, their relationship with Manchester United is weird. , at least they will celebrate when they see Manchester United win against their rivals. Manchester United snatched someone from Chelsea. I actually don't care about it.

How can this kind of pure man's sport not get hurt?

As long as it's not trampled on maliciously, it doesn't matter.

Because the fans were too enthusiastic, Liandel even turned half a circle to respond to them before starting to warm up. It was very touching to have so many people traveling with the team in the last round of the game, especially when it was an away game. Compared with Old Trafford, the Hawthorns It was so small that most people didn't get tickets, they simply drove to the away game, and then watched the game on the big screen outside the stadium, in order not to lose the momentum and give the team the greatest support and encouragement.

The narration is also very emotional.

"The last time Leander stood in the Theater of Dreams, he was not famous at all. He was just a newcomer to the Premier League, and he was questioned because he was too handsome. The media complained that Big Sam was old and dizzy. Without David Beckham's talent, our casting team would have had a bad week this past season, and Leander proved his talent in a way that made the world go viral."

"The game where he came off the bench to turn the tide should also be our commentary. As long as I close my eyes, those wonderful pictures will be replayed in my mind repeatedly. It feels like everything happened yesterday. In fact, it has been a long season. He played again today. Standing on the turf of the Theater of Dreams, wearing a Red Devils jersey, representing Manchester United."

It is humility to say this. Andy Gray and Richard Keith should be the least slapped in the face among all commentators and commentators in the UK. The first two games were a bit tragic. After adjusting the team, I felt that every game Very sour.

The two chatted for a while, and mentioned the All-Star game held by Liandel. They expected the ball used in the game to be a little more exotic, and at the same time hoped that Ramos and Rooney could come up with creative tactics. By the way, they urged Liandel to announce it quickly. The full list, so appetizing, the audience is almost anxious.

"After so many years, I can finally see Ronaldo and Messi partnering. It's quite exciting to think about it."

"I just hope that the club champion will not be squeezed out in a strong team. The current announced lineup is very unfavorable to him. I seriously doubt that the coach will avenge his personal revenge."

Bring it in a little bit--

The national derby can't prevent you, the All-Star game must listen to me!

Especially in the past two years, the uncle has been blamed so much, let's settle the account!

The audience friends in front of the TV were excitedly waiting for the game to start, but when the commentary interrupted them, their train of thought went astray again. Although they were very distressed that Xixi went deep into the enemy's base camp, they were still looking forward to it.I just want to see what kind of tricks he and Ronaldo can make in a team, will they give away points in a fancy way?